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missballot:

A king penguin chick stops to examine footprints left behind by the photographer, Robert Friel - ” … a reminder that, however brief and well-managed our visits, our presence leaves a mark.”

missballot:

A king penguin chick stops to examine footprints left behind by the photographer, Robert Friel - ” … a reminder that, however brief and well-managed our visits, our presence leaves a mark.”

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theanimalblog:

Ralph the bald penguin is in desperate need of a new wetsuit. Ralph loses his feathers more quickly than the other penguins at Marwell Zoo during their annual moult, exposing his pale skin to the sun. He has a special wetsuit to protect him from the sun and keep him warm on colder evenings, but it has seen better days. Collection Manager at Marwell Wildlife, David White said: The last wetsuit was made to fit Ralph and had Velcro to make it easy to adjust when his feathers begin to come through and we are hoping for the same again.
Picture: Marwell Zoo / Rex Features

Have a penguin, not in a sweater, but in a WETSUIT.

theanimalblog:

Ralph the bald penguin is in desperate need of a new wetsuit. Ralph loses his feathers more quickly than the other penguins at Marwell Zoo during their annual moult, exposing his pale skin to the sun. He has a special wetsuit to protect him from the sun and keep him warm on colder evenings, but it has seen better days. Collection Manager at Marwell Wildlife, David White said: The last wetsuit was made to fit Ralph and had Velcro to make it easy to adjust when his feathers begin to come through and we are hoping for the same again.

Picture: Marwell Zoo / Rex Features

Have a penguin, not in a sweater, but in a WETSUIT.

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typhonatemybaby:

grypwolf:

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this

Re blogging this because there is a chance this might save a life.

that v noble but im gonna reblog this so my friends can use this in their fanfiction

typhonatemybaby:

grypwolf:

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit

he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away

so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this

Re blogging this because there is a chance this might save a life.

that v noble but im gonna reblog this so my friends can use this in their fanfiction

(Source: jaidefinichon, via perspi-looks)

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

I don’t have an #also tag. :(

Filed under You kids get off my lawn What on earth... when deleted scenes make canon make more sense WHY HASN'T THIS STARTED YET? HOW IS THIS MAN REAL? Look at these facts I made up because it's just that easy skills I will never have